1. 15:56 22nd May 2010

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    Amber sent me this clip two weeks ago, and I’ve quoted the series incessantly ever since. (My boyfriend even calls me ‘Ashley muncher.’”) Today, I wondered — does MK know about this? Does she think it’s funny? I wonder if she’s offended, but I honestly doubt it. While I’m familiar with MK the Garbage Bag LEGEND, I’m sure she’s not as medicated and martian-like as these campy videos would suggest. THEN I started thinking about caricatures, mostly how I boil down every human being into a simple archetype. This comes in handy when I’m introducing people. Example: “Amber, I want you to meet Kate. She’s basically a farmer.” Okay, okay Kate isn’t an actual farmer — she’s originally from Kansas and she has a basil plant in her windowsill, but you get my point, right?
     
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      DEAR DIARY, BODYGUARD AND ME KISSED AND IT WAS GOOD. I LIKE DRESSES.
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      “THEN SHE PRACTICED UPPERCASE Js FOR 3 PAGES!”
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      I love these videos so much! I think this one is my favorite.
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      I know it’s the latest one but it has to be one of my favorites. “Do you know what this means?!” “That she’s semi...
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      SERIOUSLY. THIS IS MY LIFE
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      omg. This is hilarious.
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      look what i found under ashleys pillow! HER DIARY! and this
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      hehe, this still makes me laugh.
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      Recently sat down and watched all of these. This is one of my favorites. I love the way she says, “oooyouheardwhat i...
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      Dear Diary: This was good and I like whiskey.
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      Amber sent me this clip two weeks ago, and I’ve quoted the series incessantly ever since. (My boyfriend even calls me...
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      dudes. dudeskies. bros. i can’t believe molls met my other favorite person on the internet! ugh i’m so jealous. i wish i...
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      Yo, I met this chick at a party last night and I was like, “Girl, you’re a sensation! You’re going mad viral!” which is...
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      “Dear Diary, me and bodyguard kissed. It was good and I like dresses!” XD
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